Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Confessions of a Cripple: 10 Ways to Waste Your Injury

What not to do in excess (and some at all) when you are stuck at home for the better part of a month.

1. Watch T.V.
2. Take a nap.
3. Play video games
4. Watch Movies
5. Watch seasons of Arrested Development on DVD.
6. Take a Hydrocodone and fall asleep (yes there is a difference between this and just taking a nap).
7. Facebook.
8. "I wouldn't be reading my Bible right now if I wasn't injured so it won't hurt to wait until my next quiet time."
9. Read bad books instead of good books just so that you know where to point people when you tell them that Wild At Heart contains heresy (pages 29-32 amongst others!).
10. See how long you can hold yourself up with your crutches (depends on the day).

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